try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
(Source: zhljut, via pricklylegs)
(Source: msftsrepublic, via redhel-deactivated20130508)
Me vs Saba’s bathroom tonight.
I ordered a “drunk duck” and now I get a fun rubber ducky. Stoked.
Im not dead, I just killed my computer with a drop of coffee.
Seriously. One drop.
There’s nothing wrong with sharing a margarita with three grown men at a Friday’s on a Sunday night. (at T.G.I. Friday’s)